The Twelve Days of Christmas – French style

If you have ever thought that Lords a-leaping was a strange present to give a true-love, then what do you make of the French version? Arguably more practical presents, but…
12 Douze ventouses
11 Onze pierres ponces
10 Dix bigoudis
9 Neuf bonnets neufs
8 Huit parapluies
7 Sept pincettes
6 Six poésies
5 Un gros poussin
4 Quatre pissenlits
3 Trois petites poules
2 Deux caramels
1 Et un moineau tout en haut du pommier
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And yes, this is how they translate:
Twelve suction cups/plungers
Eleven pumice stones
Ten curlers
Nine new beanie hats
Eight umbrellas
Seven tweezers
Six poems
A big chick
Four dandelions
Three little hens
Two caramels
And a sparrow up in the apple tree